It’s Friday again!
And the Pope is resigning, meteors are falling from the sky and Iran is planning to invade, so why waste time? Read and get ready for the end. Until next Friday.
This is what you need to know:
All hail former presidential candidate and reluctant internet sensation Hermes Binner! You may not remember Binner (in fact, I know you don’t remember Binner) but he enjoyed some relative popularity back in 2011 when he ran as the Socialist party candidate against President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner. After his devastating defeat, Binner returned to the magical kingdom of Santa Fe, where he would dispose the rich of their hard-earned possessions and give them to the lazy poor, because that’s what socialists do, right? OK. Fast forward to 2013, when Binner accidentally sat on top of his blackberry and tweeted this. Ha! I know. Makes total sense to me! But the internet, that unforgiving puddle of viscous cruelty that feeds on the innocence of angelical souls, decided that such an irreverent message should never go unpunished and began retweeting ad nauseum. As the mocking continued, someone who is clearly not well versed on Internet etiquette decided to warn Binner about the cryptic tweet, and he proceeded to delete it, thinking obvñzfhnhxds would disappear from our hearts and minds. The effect, predictably, was the exact opposite and soon pop-culture began to seep through with:
Have a great weekend, everyone!
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