It’s Friday again!
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Horror! The frigate Libertad continues to be illegally seized by Ghana! But worry not, everyone. Because those Ghanaian pirates may have… whatever it is they have. But WE have the unwavering support of the most powerful organization on Earth: the United FUCKING Nations. That’s right! You don’t look so tough now, do you Ghana? After Foreign Minister Héctor Timerman flew to New York to beg for some help, the UN sent a strong, ominous message to the African nation: “Yeah, whatever. Figure it out yourselves.”
they were playing against River Plate, decided to release some chickens wearing the River shirt into the field because, how fun would that be, right? So here, look at the stadium staff trying to catch the feathered agitators before they start pooping and laying eggs all over the place, because that’s what they do, right? Oh, and you may want to use the Benny Hill theme as soundtrack to make it funnier.
Have a great weekend, everyone!
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