In times of globalisation, the great thinkers of our time say, the lives of us mortals on Earth are more intertwined and interdependent than they have ever been before. So technically, somebody’s bad news should never be somebody else’s good news. There is always an exception to any rule, though. But the question is, why does the exception always have to be Argentina?
The finances of the world – as you, maybe worried about the value of the greenbacks that give you a fairly decent life in the pampas may have heard – have gone down the road of disaster. Most world leaders were seen grim-faced at the sight of their local stocks sinking to the tune of the Wall Street woes. But one seemed joyful, even exultant at times: Cristina Fernández de Kirchner.
Since President Husband Néstor took office in 2003, the Kirchners have earned a reputation as the financial rogues of the Western world. The truth is that Kirchner the President Husband did not himself declare the largest sovereign debt default in history, a feat performed by a gentlemen who just lasted seven days in office in the hectic days of Argentina’s last super crisis 2001-2.
But the President Husband did order a bad debt swap that included an unprecedented and somehow humiliating 75% haircut for the bondholders. And, to make matters worse, he paid off the country’s whole debt with the IMF in late 2005 so that he did not have to hear the bureaucrats in Washington telling him what to do with the country’s economy.
Now that the US government has decided to go socialist and the financial world as we knew it is to no longer exist, the Kirchners have switched to ‘I told you’ mode. President Wife Cristina took every single opportunity she was given on national TV to remind the public how right she was about the need for state intervention in the economy and how wrong and hypocritical were those guys – popularly known as ‘the markets’ – who make a luxurious living out of scribbling prescriptions in the form of economic reports about the countries of the Third World.
Oh! This is the Third World. The First World is somewhere else. Listen to the President Wife:
“The First World, which we were repeatedly told was Mecca, is collapsing like a bubble,” she says. Not without a touch of power poetry, she adds: Argentina remains firm ‘in the midst of the swelling sea’. Her punch line is: “It’s time for many of those institutions to look around and do something for themselves instead of telling us what to do all the time.”
The subtext of President Wife – leave us alone, we know better than you about what’s best for us – might be right. Like President Lame Duck in the north, who is sticking the state nose in the sacred coffers of free markets at a time those coffers are empty, the Presidents Husband and Wife have also done a thing or two to anger the Gods of Demand and Supply.
A dragging public scandal over whether the officials inflation statistics are true to reality is just the latest paradigmatic example of a series of government intervention in the economy that ranged from the nationalisation of privatised companies to the incorporation of government-friendly business groups in backbone sectors of the economy, mostly in the energy department.
If more state intervention is the way the world is heading, the Kirchners’ heterodox economic views might as well go down in history as a certain avant-garde deed. But it probably won’t. In the meantime, the Presidential Couple should bear in mind only one political powerhouse in this globe prints the paper markets bow to. And the money-maker does not dwell in house painted in pink.