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Search On for Hit and Run Taxi Driver Who Injured Three Cyclists


Masa Critica in Buenos Aires (Photo: Beatrice Murch)

Masa Critica in Buenos Aires (Photo: Beatrice Murch)

Police are searching for a taxi driver who injured three people last night after pushing through a group of around 500 cyclists in Palermo.

The incident occurred on Av Figueroa Alcorta near the intersection with Av Sarmiento, where the cycling group Masa Crítica were taking their monthly full moon outing. After being held up by the group, the taxi driver accelerated through the middle of them, hitting several cyclists before driving away.

Three cyclists were taken to hospital but released a few hours later.

Fifteen-year-old Federico Morris was one of the injured, after being hit by the taxi and carried on the bonnet for several metres. “I fell on the bonnet,” Morris told local press this morning. “The driver was accelerating and braking so that I would fall”

Morris managed to hold on the windscreen and only suffered minor injuries. In a video taken by a fellow cyclist, the taxi is scene steering through the cyclists, leaving a trail of sparks after Morris’ bicycle was trapped under the vehicle.

“The crazy actions of this guy are unforgivable,” another Masa Critica cyclist told C5N.

José Ibarra, secretary general of the taxi driver’s union, sympathised with the victims, but also criticised the actions of the Masa Crítica group. “They have no respect for the rules of the road,” Ibarra said in an interview with Radio 10. “There are thousands of them, and they run through red lights. If they need this type of activity, there are much safer places to do it.”

Masa Crítica congregates hundreds of cyclists on the first Sunday and the first night of a full moon every month for a ride through the city under the slogan “bikes yes, cars no!”.

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Buenos Aires Summer Street Style – Palermo


Editor’s note: Following the success of our first ‘street style‘ series last winter, The Indy returns to the streets to find out what the latest summer trends are.

The sweltering heat of a Buenos Aires summer can sometimes be enough to make you want to stay indoors in a well air-conditioned room and not leave until the seemingly incessant sun has well and truly gone away. And this is before you’ve even thought about the prospect of having to put on layers and pull together a reasonably stylish ensemble. But alas, this glorious event-filled season won’t last forever, and after all, we really must get dressed at some point.

So, with this in mind, we decided to hit the weekly mini-music festival, PM Open-Air Music to scout the best summer looks the city has to offer (read: steal outfit ideas). Amongst bands and beers we talked with event-goers about inspirations (think film directors and the 50s), their take on the style of the city, and the best local designers.

Pia combines a floral print dress with a vintage hand-me-down purse (Photo: Terra Borody)

Pia combines a floral print dress with a vintage hand-me-down purse (Photo: Terra Borody)

Name: Pia

Age: 24

Where do you live? “I live in Colegiales, Buenos Aires”

What do you do? “I work and study as a Graphic Designer”

Can you tell us about your outfit? “The dress is from a store called Praliné, my bag is from my granny, and my shoes are from Uruguay. Oh, and my sunglasses are from Urban Outfitters”

What do you think of the style in Buenos Aires? “I love the fashion here, it’s very varied, there are a lot of different styles and tendencies”

Where do you get your inspiration? “I suppose I get my inspiration from music a lot of the time, and apart from that the Internet.”

 

 

 

Lulu wears a backless plaid dress and sky high platforms (Photo: Terra Borody)

Lulu wears a backless plaid dress and sky high platforms (Photo: Terra Borody)

 

Name:Lulu

Age: 24

Where do you live? “Buenos Aires”

What do you do? “I’m an actress in the theatre”

Can you tell us about your outfit? “This dress is from a local shop called A.Y. Not Dead, and the shoes are from Delaostia. I love high heels – I always wear high heels!”

Where is your favourite place to shop in the city? “I love vintage, and those are my kind of shops. I always go to markets to buy my vintage clothes. There’s a great one, its not a very big market and its far from the city, but its very cheap and you can buy very good dresses.”

Where do you get your inspiration? “I like magazines, but I love Pedro Almodóvar, the director. I like the styling of the women in his movies. That’s my main inspiration I guess.”

 

 

 

 

 

Kayo in a tropical outfit from Chile (Photo: Terra Borody)

Kayo in a tropical outfit from Chile (Photo: Terra Borody)

Name: Kayo

Age: 21

Where do you live? “In Congreso, Buenos Aires”

What do you do here? “I’m a student. I study Media Arts”

Can you tell us about your outfit? “All my clothes are from Santiago in Chile, and these are from an American vintage market called Orange Blue. And my shoes are Nike.”

What do you think of the style in Buenos Aires? “I like the fashion here in Buenos Aires; here it is quite different from everywhere else, and quite specific actually.”

Where do you get your inspiration? “The people and music of Brazil inspire me a lot, and at the moment I’m really into tropical styles.”

 

 

 

 

 

Carlos Andre opts for a casual look with local and borrowed pieces (Photo: Terra Borody)

Carlos Andre opts for a casual look with local and borrowed pieces (Photo: Terra Borody)

Name: Carlos André

Age: 24

Where do you live? “I live in Buenos Aires but I’m from Porto Alegre in Brazil”

What do you do? “I’m a Graphic Designer”

Can you tell us about your outfit? “My shoes are from Kicks, I’m borrowing my shorts from the boyfriend of a friend, and my t-shirt is by Buenos Aires designer Vete al Diablo”

What do you think of the style in Buenos Aires? “In the centre of Buenos Aires fashion seems to be very important aspect of life, people use fashion in order to communicate. Between different groups it differs a lot, and how you dress identifies you as part of that wider group of people.”

Where do you get your inspiration? “Blogs and the street. I find the people who I see on the street very interesting.”

How would you describe your style? “Relaxed to the maximum! I get the most comfortable things that I can. And whatever is good for the heat of Buenos Aires!”

 

 

Rigoberta sports her own eccentric homemade head accessories (Photo: Terra Borody)

Rigoberta sports her own eccentric homemade head accessories (Photo: Terra Borody)

Name: Rigoberta

Age: 24

Where do you live? “I live in Palermo, Buenos Aires

What do you do? “I own a fashion brand of accessories, which I started in July.”

Where is your favourite place to shop in the city? “I always shop at vintage fairs and markets, and also any neighbourhood markets that I come across.”

What do you think of the style in Buenos Aires? “To be honest, I’m not interested in trends or fads, I’m interested in lasting style. And at the moment I really like the style here.”

Where do you get your inspiration? “For my brand, I look to the past to find certain mentalities that I want to incorporate. I wear what I want to wear and don’t really like to follow trends.”

 

 

 

Antonela's look is more 1950s rock diner (Photo: Terra Borody)

Antonela’s look is more 1950s rock diner (Photo: Terra Borody)

 

 

 

Name: Antonela

Age: 23

Where do you live? “I live in Palermo, Buenos Aires.”

What do you do? “I study the arts and work as well.”

Can you tell us about your outfit? “The majority of my wardrobe is vintage, the denim shorts are from the 70s or 80s, and my shoes are from Paruolo, a really great brand for shoes, and my shirt is from Bond Street.”

Where is your favourite place to shop in the city? “Definitely Quinta Avenida for vintage clothes.”

How would you describe your style? “Vintage. The 50s. That’s where I get all of my inspiration from.”

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Bus Crash Caused by ‘Fare Dispute’ Leaves 30 Wounded


At least 30 people were wounded this morning after a 109 bus crashed into a building on the corner of Paraguay and Agüero in the Buenos Aires neighbourhood of Palermo around 8.00am.

Although there were no fatalities, at least three people are reported to be in critical condition. Those with serious injuries have been transferred to local hospitals; others were treated at the site of the accident.

Witnesses described a dispute between the driver and a passenger who lacked the correct fare as the cause of the accident. Alfredo Traverso, head of transit for the 109 line, confirmed these reports: “There was a discussion with the passenger, who hit the driver and knocked him out. The driver lost control [of the vehicle] as a result, which caused the collision with the building,” he told local media.

Passage on all buses in the Buenos Aires metropolitan area costs between $1.10 and $2.00 with an electronic SUBE card and between $2.00 and $4.00 with coins, depending on the length of the journey.

Traverso described the driver as “experienced”, having worked for the company for at least five years. He is among those hospitalised.

Since the crash, both Paraguay and Agüero have been temporarily blocked to traffic; municipal and federal police are using Gallo and Mansilla as detour routes.

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Buenos Aires Street Style – Palermo


Buenos Aires is a city that loves fashion almost as much as steak. Style conscious portenas alight the subte in towering platforms, while their male counterparts stroll the city streets in shiny brogues and sharp suits.

We took to the streets for a little sartorial stalking and each month, will be bringing you the best in boots, bags and belts from various barrios around the city.

This week we travelled to up-market Palermo to catch up with some fashionable locals. Among the designer boutiques and inviting restaurants we snared this group of style conscious locals to talk about fashion in Buenos Aires.

Erica wearing a coat by Nadine Zlotogora and clothes by Religion, Kostüme (Photo: Allison Kate-Cherkis)

Name: Erica

Age: 40

What do you do? Work in a University of Art

What are you wearing today? ”My coat is from Nadine Zlotogora, I’m also wearing Religion, Kostüme.”

What do you think of fashion in Buenos Aires? ”I like shopping here. There are some places that are interesting but a lot of people here look exactly the same. I like to have my own style but a lot of girls here just want to look like Barbie. It’s hard to find really interesting things that don’t cost a lot. I like to buy original things but there’s a lot that’s very uniform. That doesn’t interest me.”

Favourite brands/ designers? ”I really like Religion and Nadine Zlotogora”

Jenny wearing shoes from We Love Meme, trousers from Jazmin Chebar, a sweatshirt from Josephine B, bag from Clara Ibarguren, and vintage jacket and shirt. (Photo: Allison Kate-Cherkis)

 

 

 

Name: Jenny

Age: 26

What do you do? Actress and model

What are you wearing today? ”My shoes (creepers) are from We Love Meme. I’m also wearing trousers from Jazmin Chebar, a sweatshirt from Josephine B, bag from Clara Ibarguren. My jacket and shirt are vintage.”

What do you think of fashion in Buenos Aires? ”I love it. I’m fanatical about fashion generally and I love the fashion you find here in Buenos Aires. Palermo is a great place to shop.”

Favourite brands/ designers: ”I love these shoes which are by We Love Meme.”

 

 

 

 

 

Agustina wearing fuchsia and coral striped leggings from Maria Cher with coat, shoes and sweater from Delaostia. (Photo: Allison Kate-Cherkis)

Name: Augustina

Age: 25

What do you do? Fashion manager for Groupon

What are you wearing today? ”Today I’m wearing fuschia and coral striped leggings from Maria Cher, they’re my favourites. My coat, shoes and sweater are all from Delaostia.”

What do you think of fashion in Buenos Aires? ”I love it, it’s really colourful and I like the designers here. Palermo Hollywood is my favourite place to shop.”

Favourite brands/ designers: Maria Cher

 

 

 

 

 

Vera wearing socks with a short skirt. (Photo: Allison Kate-Cherkis)

 

 

 

Name: Vera

Age: 21

What do you do? Study photography and work in a dermatology clinic

What are you wearing today? ”I’m really interested in fashion but I like to wear things that represent me best – I like wearing tights and always wear skirts and dresses.”

What do you think of fashion in Buenos Aires? ”In Buenos Aires you can get everything, there is a lot of fashion from outside Buenos Aires but here I think people look really distinctive, which I like.”

Favourite brands/ designers? ”I love Rapsodia, Mishka and Paula Cahen D’Anvers…I like so much it’s hard to choose. I really love clothes!”

 

 

Chloe combining Divina Bolivia and Bolivia mens. (Photo: Allison Kate-Cherkis)

 

Name: Chloe

Age: 26

What do you do? Part of the Bolivia family (Argentine designer) and a painter.

What are you wearing today? ”Everything I’m wearing is Divina Bolivia or Bolivia mens. My favourite bit is the elephant appliqué V neck sweater because it’s a one off.”

What do you think of fashion in Buenos Aires? “People like to dress well here. The mainstream can look a bit commercial but then you get individuals who do something a bit different and really enjoy doing something different so it gets a bit more creative. So you see some really interesting things here too.”

Favourite brands designers? ”Bolivia, I also really like what Trosman is doing with prints at the moment.”

 

Alfredo wearing Bolivia and Hush Puppy shoes. (Photo: Allison Kate-Cherkis)

Name: Alfredo

Age: 31

What do you do? Singer in a rock band, and work in a fashion shop in Palermo.

What are you wearing today? ”All my clothes from Bolivia apart from my shoes, which are Hush Puppies.”

What do you think of fashion in Buenos Aires? ”It‘s good because you can mix styles and put vintage things with newer pieces. In Buenos Aires you can wear loads of colour and no one says anything!”

Favourite brands designers? “I love Bolivia and Lovers and Fuckers.”

 

 

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House Prices in Capital’s Fancy Districts Now Even Fancier


Property prices in the fanciest neighborhoods of Buenos Aires are on the increase, and buying a house in Recoleta, Palermo or Núñez now costs, respectively, 8.1%, 5.2% and 6% more than last year.

 A study released by Argentina University of Business (UADE) reveals that prices per square meter in the northern barrios of the city, those where a high concentration of foreigners and English speakers reside, had increased significantly since last November.

These neighborhoods already register the higher prices of real estate properties in the capital city. The average bid price per square meter for brand new houses in Buenos Aires is now of US$2,263, while used ones are valued at US$2,166.

The report, based on apartment prices calculated in US dollars, focuses on a set of fourteen Buenos Aires districts. It has been published in print media and on the Internet and says that the value per square meter in the case of brand new properties ranges from US$2,637 for a house in Belgrano and US$3,257 in Recoleta.

It only considered finished building complexes in good condition, without garages, in areas where the sample of properties allowed estimating a representative average price. Experts therefore laid their eyes on over 6,000 properties.

The districts surveyed were: Recoleta, Palermo, Belgrano Nunez, Caballito, College, Barry, Almagro, Villa Urquiza, Saavedra, Balvanera, San Telmo, Boedo and Flores.

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Weekly News Roundup, April 13th.


It’s Friday (the 13th) again!

And while we’re all horrified by the lack of cup sleeves at the local Starbucks because of import restrictions, at least your friendly (and not-so-friendly) emails put a smile on my face.

Let’s take a look at this week’s submissions, shall we?

  • “Friday wasn’t just a guy in Robinson Crusoe.”Steven L.
  • “Facepalm Fridays!”Agustín C.
  • “Your weekly dose of basic, dumbed down knowledge is here!”Kate A.
  • And a special mention for Gaspar C., whose submission didn’t really qualify as an opener because it’s an image, but made me laugh out loud when he closed his message with: “Kiss my ass if you don’t like it.”

 

Alright, no more fucking around. This is what you need to know:

  • You're probably wondering why there's a photo of a choripán vendor here. Now, now, don't be anxious. Keep reading and you'll understand. (Photo/Wikipedia)

    Phew, man! It’s a good thing that the whole Malvinas/Falklands debacle has quietly faded into the night, because now we’re at war with Spain. That’s right, first the United Kingdom and now Spain! It’s the 1800′s all over again! Because… you know what happened in the 1800′s right?  RIGHT?! Seriously, I don’t even know why I keep trying with you. It wouldn’t kill you to learn at least some BASIC Argentine history! This is where you’re living, after all! OK, cue the elevator music from this episode of The Simpsons because you’ve got some Wikipedia to read. First, in 1806, the British army invaded the Spanish colonies located in the Rio de la Plata region, waaaaaaay before they were called “Argentina.” Well, actually just four years. Then, for some reason that I’m sure is clearly described in that Wikipedia article that I just linked this to, the British army lost and went back to whatever country they came from. But then, in 1810, the Argentines all decided they didn’t want to be a part of Spain any more and hence the War of Independence came.  (Spoiler alert: Argentina won).

  • There, now you understand the joke. Too bad that having to explain it totally kills the mood and now it’s not funny anymore.
  • But I digress. Where was I? Right. War with Spain. Well, the thing is that Argentina is pissed with Repsol YPF, a Spanish oil company that holds a large part of its assets in Argentina after it bought local oil producer YPF in 1999. Apparently the Fernández de Kirchner administration is upset because the company is not investing enough in local exploration and exploitation, so they are threatening with nationalization.  Spain, my home country, is going through a lot of shit right now so it’s not time to lose more money. Their response? WAR!! Well, maybe not war but they’re angry. Let’s just hope I don’t get deported or locked up as a prisoner of war.
  • As thousands of people in the City and the Greater Buenos Aires areas were still trying to recover physically and mentally from the unexpected attack of what scientists later confirmed was a pseudo-tornado, Mayor Mauricio Macri went missing last week. Literally. No one had any idea of where he was! As his Cabinet was trying to deal with the aftermath of one of the worst storms to hit Buenos Aires in like, ever, Macri was MIA. #DondeestaMacri was the No.1 Trending Topic on Twitter, and the scandal spawned an endless string of internet memes that went from Where’s Waldo? to Missing Children spoofs. After a few days of despair, anxiety (and excitement, maybe) Macri reappeared safe and sound. Turns out he was just vacationing in San Martín de los Andes! And that is a totally fair excuse, come on everyone. It was only 17 people who died. To cut your holidays short you need at least fifty! That is why it was perfectly correct to be outraged about Cristina’s disappearance after the Once railway tragedy (51 died) but not OK to yell at Macri over this one. Coherence, people!
  • This week, in News You Couldn’t Care Less About: The embezzlement case against Vice-President Amado Boudou is seemingly spiraling out of control and has already claimed its first political victim. Prosecutor-General Esteban Righi has tendered his resignation. Now that we’ve cleared that out of the way, let’s move on to happier, less concentration-demanding news.
  • In what could probably be considered the worst on-off relationship since Ross and Rachel, US president Barack Obama has once again asked to meet privately with Cristina when they both cross paths in Colombia this Saturday to attend the Summit of the Americas. We still don’t know what he wants to talk about, but considering that our favorite deranged-yet-adorable Venezuelan president Hugo Chávez will also be attending the summit, I can totally see the three of them running around the hotel at night, causing mischief and dealing with double entendres in front of the Secret Service. Then when Obama questions Cristina for engaging in “shady businesses” with Chávez for so many years, she can always argue that they were on a break.
  • If you’re still trying to get that joke, clearly you didn’t watch enough television in the 90′s. Don’t blame me for such a cryptic pop culture reference. This is totally your fault.
  • [UPDATE] Unfortunately President Hugo Chávez couldn’t attend the Summit due to health-related issues. But hey, at least we got this, which is ten times better.
  • Now, this story may sound like a joke but I swear to God it’s not. Córdoba city, that beautiful, progressive, always-sunny, expat-friendly place has decided they’re not gonna take it anymore and finally banned the selling of Choripan during the day. That’s right, people. If you are a choripán vendor in Córdoba (chances are you aren’t), you will only be able to sell them to drunk, overdosed teenagers trying to detox their bodies from the liters of fernet poisoning their blood by absorbing pounds of disgusting, bacteria-infested fat in the middle of the night. The funniest thing is that no one is really sure as to why the Córdoba legislature voted in favor of such a ridiculous piece of legislation. So there. No more choripán for you.
  • Oh, please! Stop shaking your head, as if things like that didn’t happen in your home country (I’m looking at you specially, American readers. Don’t make me embarrass you by showing this to people. And yes, that is an actual law).
  • [UPDATE] After billions of angry citizens threatened to democratically assassinate all Córdoba lawmakers if they didn’t “release the choripanes,” the city’s Legislature has agreed that vendors will be able to sell them during the day, but they will need a special permit for that. The reason for the ban is that last week the Córdoba Health services shut down two choripán stands after they were found to be infested with rats. So there. Fancy a choripán now?
  • You’re still listening to that “Land of Chocolate” music, aren’t you? You

    I don't know who this person is. (Photo/Wikipedia)

    were supposed to turn it off minutes ago. Just saying.

  • Great news, people addicted to prostitution! A City court has decided that having a Zona Roja (Red Zone) in the Bosques de Palermo area is absolutely legal.  Defined by some as “a mined field of used condoms,” the Zona Roja is a place for the whole family. During the day, the children get to run around the park while mommy spreads a blanket on the grass. During the night, daddy shows up and spreads the legs of a prostitute while he smokes some grass. So remember that next time you head over to El Rosedal to work on your abs. That thing stuck on your hair may not be a balloon.
  • Remember a couple of weeks ago when a guy killed himself in Plaza Francia, right in front of the children? Well, this week another guy with suicidal tendencies decided it would be a good idea to cut his veins in Plaza de Mayo. The good news is the police persuaded him not to do it, much to the chagrin of the bystanders who were totally hoping for the blood to start splattering their faces, as you can see in this video.  So, wanna bet which is going to be the next plaza ruined by a weapon-wielding maniac? My money is on Parque Las Heras. There’s just so much happiness in that place, it’s disgusting.
  • If you’re still shaking your torches and pitchforks in the air over the price of Yerba Mate, then I have some good news for you. The President has warned that if producers don’t lower the price of the much-coveted product, she will have no choice but to enact the Supply Law, a law passed in 1973 that establishes that producers who speculate with essential goods could be fined or even arrested. Like I said last week, I don’t like mate so I really don’t care if you’re going through yerba mate withdrawal. But good news for you, I suppose.
  • A premature baby in Chaco made the news around the world this week when, 12 hours after being declared stillborn, she was found alive in the morgue by her mother. It is still unclear how five different doctors who checked the baby failed to notice she was breathing, but fortunately they have all been suspended and there is an ongoing investigation. Since yesterday, according to the local media, the “miracle baby” is not doing so good. So fingers crossed for you, little girl.
  • This week, in “the football”: Diego Maradona (who else) said Pelé was “stupid” because he said Neymar (I don’t know who that is) is a better football player than Lionel Messi (I do know who that is but don’t hold it against me). And yes, that is all I have to say about football this week. If you are looking for information on matches, and tournaments, and stuff you’ve come to the wrong place, my friend.

Have a great weekend everyone!

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Weekly News Roundup, March 23rd


¡Gracias a Dios es viernes!

Oh, God, that’s terrible.

You can blame reader Javier V. for that one, a lame Spanish variation of the now infamous TGIF, which as I’ve said countless times, is absolutely forbidden.

Also please stop sending me links to Rebecca Black’s “Friday” music video as if it were some kind of awesome discovery.

It’s not. It’s just not.

It is also very 2011, which means it fails to qualify as a “hot, new thing.”

However, keep sending me what you think should be the new opening for this column so we can replace that dreadful “It’s Friday again!”.

It’s so cheery it makes me sick.

Here are some of your most recent suggestions:

  • ¡Por Dios es viernes! (PDEV) – Suggested by English Undergraduate
  • Ready for a depressing read? Ready, set, go! - Suggested by Ryan P.
  • Otro viernes de mierda! – Suggested by Emma A.
  • Your column fucking blows, man. - Suggested by Disgruntled Reader
Such colorful, original suggestions!
The last one I didn’t really get, but whatever.
Anyway, keep ‘em coming and I will keep posting some of them here.
Now let’s get down to business, shall we? This is what you need to know:
  • Meanwhile, in England: this.
  • Yup. We’re screwed.
  • Salta: "If you get raped it's your fault."(Photo/Wikipedia)

    What the fuck is going on in Salta? You may recall that last year two tourists were raped and murdered, and that a few weeks ago the provincial Health minister was fired after he accused a Japanese assault victim of “trusting other people too much.” Well, this week a Mexican tourist went to the police to say a man tried to rape her in some Cafayate night club. I really don’t know what’s going on there, but you might want to reconsider that ride on the Tren de las Nubes. Just saying. Better stay here.

  • Oh, and on top of that, Salta governor Juan Manuel Urtubey publicly stated that he is against last week’s Supreme Court ruling on abortion, and assured that in his province rape victims looking to have an abortion would still require a court permit in order to do so. “Judges will be able to make the laws when they become lawmakers,” he said, suggesting that he may not be up to speed on what a supreme court is supposed to be doing in the first place.
  • Apparently Corrientes, being the attention whore it is, became a little jealous that its dumb cousin (Salta) was all over the newspapers, so the provincial Health minister there came out and said that some raped victims between the age of 10 and 12, “where getting pregnant on purpose” because they would then be entitled to a government social program.  Then of course he also said he was against the Supreme Court ruling on abortion. I can totally see the Salta governor going: “Hey! Come up with your own controversial statements, you unoriginal douche!” and stuff.
  • As Salta and Corrientes ready to enter the provincial Hall of Shame, another province is proudly becoming a liberal, progressive stronghold. Santa Fe, located right above Buenos Aires, made news this Friday after its provincial government (led by a socialist governor) announced it had started mass producing Viagra pills, which will be distributed freely among patients with erectile dysfunction. Dear God, socialism is indeed terrifying!
  • As if that were not apocalypse-y enough, Rosario (the only place in Santa Fe you’ve probably ever been to) will become today the first city in South America to hold a gay wedding between two foreigners. So now you know, foreign gay readers (and I know there’s many of you): the road has been paved. Head over to Rosario and tie the knot. You have my blessing. Even if you’re too old, there’s no excuse. You get free Viagra! Watch and learn, haters. Watch and learn.
  • Soooo… let’s say you’re a woman living in Florencio Varela, right? You

    Rosario: "Welcome, gays!" (Photo/Wikipedia)

    feel a little light-headed, but you head off to work anyway. You enter your car and you pass out. Some people notice you lying unconscious there, so understandably they call the police. A patrol car shows up, two policemen get out and start looking around your car. A second later, they take your car keys, open your trunk, steal your laptop computer, your cell phone and leave without even helping you! Those bastards! If you were crossing your fingers as you were reading this, and prayed that there was some sort of footage of this, you’re in luck: here it is. Oh, and those two fuckers have been caught. Justice prevails! Kind of.

  • Still concerned about the fate of your beloved Subte system because neither the National Government nor City Hall want to manage that sinking ship? Yeah, I’m sure you are having trouble sleeping over this. Worry not, because the matter is still being debated in Congress, and the Government expects it will be passed very soon, once the Lower House easily votes in favor of handing over that whole mess to Mayor Macri.
  • Did I mention they will be handing over 33 City bus lines as well, causing the bus ticket to spike to (according to rumors) $4 pesos a ride? Did you just go “Oh, shit”? Yeah, you thought I was kidding when I said you were having trouble sleeping over this, didn’t you? Because I clearly wasn’t. Good luck sleeping tonight! :)
  • I know you probably keep losing your cell phone every two months so you don’t really care about this, but the Nationwide Number Portability is scheduled to go in effect in a week. This means that if you are tired of being ripped off by your cell phone company, you can always change to another service provider while keeping your number. This is great news! Too bad all cell phone companies suck. I suggest you keep the one you have. At least you already know the number to Customer Service and you know who to yell to, even though it solves absolutely nothing.
  • Do you enjoy running around the Tres de Febrero park? Yeah, you enjoy sailing through the Palermo Woods at sunset while listening to Lana Del Rey on your iPod Touch and looking at all the beautiful people who are also pretending to work out after a busy day at the office. You look at the skyline and it almost makes you feel like you’re in New York’s Central Park, doesn’t? Well, next time remember to keep your eyes open and you may come across a couple of dead bodies. That is so Central Park.
  • Some day you will be able to tell your grandchildren that you survived nature’s worst hailstorm in history, which of course took place in Buenos Aires. Sure, it was bad. And the hailstones were pretty big. This is how it went down, according to your personal experience. This is what the media wanted you to believe was happening.  So when you’re telling your grandchildren about all this, you might want to warn them the media is full of shit.
  • This week in “the football”: once again, as it happens every week, supreme being Lionel Messi broke some random record only weird people are keeping track of. Apparently “the flea” (that’s what he’s called, you see) became the player who scored the most goals for the Barcelona FC (or FC Barcelona, or however the hell you write it). Good for him! And bad for us football haters, who had to put up with the news showing montage after montage of every freaking goal he scored for his team. Yeah, we get it Argentine media. You’re living your frustrated world cup dreams, which were crushed two years ago, through Messi’s success. You’re like one of those pushy mothers who insist on signing up their kids into beauty pageants and talent competitions because, now that they are past their prime, their children’s success is the only way to channel all that bottled anger and frustration for what it could have been had they tried a little harder. Now shut up already.
Have a great weekend everyone!
Send Adrian your comments, thoughts or tips at adrianbono@hotmail.com or follow him on Twitter at @AdrianBono

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Two Young Men Found Dead in Palermo


Police disclosed today that two young men were found dead nearby the woods in Palermo. One of the victims suffered a bullet wound to the chest and the other was found with several stab wounds.

One of the young men has been identified as a street vender who regularly sells DVDs of movies and videogames, while the other has yet to be identified.

A police spokesman stated that the bodies were found about 100 metres apart from one another.

The tip was pursued after a 911 call from a pedestrian who spotted one of the bodies while walking along the Tres de Febrero park. Both victims were dead by the time responders arrived.

Investigators believe that the deaths may have occurred as a result of a fight between the two victims, but they are also fully exploring the possibility of involvement by a third party.  Neither a knife nor a gun has been found at the scene, supporting the theory that another person may have been involved.

The incident will remain under investigation by personnel from the police station 51a.

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Eight Injured in Palermo Train Accident


Eight passengers travelling on the General San Martín train were hurt yesterday after colliding with a bridge railing at the crossing of Roldán Street in Palermo.

The accident occurred at 6:15pm when the legs of a 30-year-old man, who was riding on the running board of the train, crashed into the bridge railing. Doctors say the man is in danger of losing his leg. In a domino effect, seven more people also suffered injuries.

The train, which had departed from Retiro Station 15 minutes late due to a technical problem in the track, was travelling with an overload of people and in the opposite train track because of repairs being done to the regular track.

The impact caused several people to fall off the train. The train stopped briefly to allow some to get back on, and then continued to the station in Palermo. One man, who was seriously injured, was left behind and taken away by helicopter.

“The bridge is in an area where they are lots of trees, that is inaccessible to ambulances,” said a spokesman from Ugofe, the company that manages the San Martín line. “That is why the lesser injured people got back on the train”.

All the doors of the trains can be opened manually, which allows passengers to ride on the steps, running board, or even the roof.

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Bus Accident in Palermo


Two buses collided early this morning in Palermo causing one of them to crash into the entrance of a building.

The driver of one of the buses, who was trapped by the wreckage, had to be rescued by firefighters.  He is said to be in serious condition. Five other passengers were also injured.

The accident, which happened at 5:10am at the intersection of Arévalo and Luis María Campo, involved bus lines 15 and 55.

The injured were taken to the Rivadavia, Pirovano and Fernández hospitals.

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