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Brazil: Project for Rio-Sao Paulo ‘Bullet’ Train Moves Forward


The Brazilian government has opened the bidding process for the project of the construction of a ‘bullet’ train between Río de Janeiro and Sao Paulo.

The project will link Brazil’s two largest cities in 85 minutes, against the six hours it currently takes to make the 510km trip, and a branch will extend to Campinas, near Sao Paulo. The line will also have stops at the international airports in Rio and Sao Paulo. The head of the Brazilian National Agency for Land Transport (ANTT) had announced in August of this year that “a ‘bullet’ train between Rio and Sao Paulo would be 100% operational by 2020”.

A 'bullet' train in France (Wikimedia: Bernard Pépellin)

ANTT announced the procedure for companies to be considered for the exploitation of the line. Companies planning to bid will have to present any queries concerning the project until 16 April 2013, and until 13 August 2013 to present their proposals. The bidding process will end on 13 September 2013 when a company will win the right to exploit the projected train line for the following 40 years.

So far, companies from France, Spain, Germany, Japan, and South Korea have expressed their interest in providing the technology necessary for the project. The cost of the railway is estimated at US$17.5bn and one of the conditions of the concession is that the company that wins will not be allowed to charge more than US$0.25 per kilometre (meaning a maximum cost of US$125).

While the concession will be given for the construction of the trains and the exploitation of the line, the actual construction of the railway will be defined in another bidding process that hasn’t yet been scheduled.

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Brazil: Drug Addicts Removed from ‘Crackland’ Slum


With the assistance of social workers, health specialists, and psychologists, 2,000 heavily armed police forcibly moved 231 drug addicts from the neighbourhoods of Manguinhos and Jacarezinho, also known as ‘Crackland’ – Rio’s largest open-air drug market – to treatment centres.

“These people should be treated and cured”, said Mariano Beltrame, chief of security of the state of Rio, adding “In no way will they be able to return to Jacarezinho or Manguinhos, which are now occupied.”

‘Crackland’ residents, hundreds of whom are addicted to the drug, typically eke out a living by searching the garbage for recyclables and things to sell, the money from which they use to satisfy their addiction.

“Helping the people is much easier now with the police in the neighbourhoods offering protection”, said Daphne Braga, coordinator of Bienestar Público’s efforts in the area.

She added “working with drug addicts is a very slow process. We can speak with someone one, two or three times, and keep trying, only to find out that the addict is not actually ready to start fighting the problem.”

Of the 231 addicts taken to the treatment centre, 215 are adults with no obligation to remain there. According to the Health Department, many of them left on Tuesday evening. Unable to return to ‘Crackland’, it is unclear where they will go.

The occupation of the slums Manguinhos and Jacarezinho was preceded by the removal by garbage collectors of over 200 tonnes of trash from the city streets, as well as the refurbishment of street lamps on more than 300 blocks.

In 2010 President Dilma Rousseff launched a US$253m campaign against drug trafficking in the country, as well as pledged US$2bn to be put towards the establishment of drug treatment centres. Critics accuse the government, however, of only making superficial changes for the sake of appearance, anticipating the crowds that will descend on Brazil for the upcoming 2014 World Cup and 2016 Olympics.

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Brazil: Six Adolescents Murdered in Rio


Brazilian police are investigating the deaths of six adolescents whose bodies were found in Parque de Mesquita, on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro.

It is believed the bodies are those of some youths who have been missing since Saturday.

Investigators believe the victims had no relation to organised crime and were killed by drug traffickers in the nearly district of Chatuba as a show of strength.

The bodies were found without clothes, and showed signs of torture and bullet wounds. Some were tied up. They were found on a route that is being widened as part of the preparations for the 2016 Olympic Games.

It is the second mass-killing in two days. Yesterday, four people were found dead in a house in Japeri.

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Weekly News Roundup, August 17th.


It’s Friday again!

And today is of course a very special day for all of us!

No, I’m not talking about today being another holiday to commemorate the death of Argentina’s forefather José de San Martín (which, by the way, was moved to Monday to make it a long weekend for some reason. Wouldn’t Friday be the same thing?).

No, the reason is that this column is turning two years old this week!

It was almost two years ago that out of a drunken epiphany I decided to create a weekly summary of Argentine news for the average (i.e. lazy) expats who took pride in claiming that they didn’t care who the president of this country was.

Hence the first Weekly News Roundup (seen here) was born on a cold, rainy morning of August 20th, 2010.

It was a short, unfunny, half-assed attempt at writing something different that only got two comments, one of them from a friend of mine (meaning it doesn’t count) and the other from some guy who congratulated me for being “very optimist” (I assume he meant optimistic). And look! I hadn’t even adopted the name “Bono” as my nom de plume!

But despite the public’s intentional indifference I persisted because I pretty much had nothing better to do with my life, and a few years, a lot of practice and a lot of hate mail later, this column evolved naturally into the beautiful, stylistic piece of shit prose that it is today.

So even though it’s only 9 AM, I raise my glass and salute you, my loyal readers/detractors who week after week come to this column to laugh/become infected with rage.

This is only the beginning.

And remember to like our Weekly News Roundup Facebook page so you can keep up with the coming changes.

Oh! And I almost forgot: I’m going away on vacation this weekend so don’t expect a Weekly News Roundup next Friday.

I know, scary right? It’s like when you were little and you lost your mom in the amusement park. You knew she would come back eventually because it’s a closed environment, but in the meantime it was up to you to survive.

Well, that’s you next week. Make me proud.

This is what you need to know:

  • Three weeks ago no one gave a shit about Taekwondo. Some guy winds a gold medal. Now everyone's a fan. (Photo/Wikipedia)

    President Cristina Fernández  de Kirchner, who never lets a photo op go to waste, welcomed in Casa Rosada the Argentine athletes who competed in the London 2012 Olympics and, flanked by new national hero and only gold winner Sebastián Crismanich, boasted that since the Kirchners took over in 2003 Argentina has won a total of 16 medals. Sure, when you say it like that you naturally go “That’s it?”, but considering that in the 44 years before the country had only obtained fourteen, she was proud to congratulate those that with perseverance, honor, courage and self-confidence had brought joy to their nation.

  • Everyone’s favorite mischievous Vice-President Amado Boudou had the dubious honor of being included in a list of trouble-making veeps from around the world published this week on Foreign Policy. Along with Boudou are four other VP superstars, including Sierra Leone’s Samuel Sam-Sumana and Sudan’s Ali Osman Taha. It’s like the international affairs version of The Breakfast Club, in which Boudou is obviously Emilio Estevez and Sam-Sumana is a machete-wielding Judd Nelson. I don’t know about you but I would totally pay to go see that.
  •  Now, I’m sure by now you’ve all heard about what was probably the biggest story of the week, involving the Indec national statistics agency and their infamous report saying that you can eat with only $6 pesos a day. Even though most of the media coverage surrounding that story was not entirely accurate, everyone knows their inflation index is nothing short of a joke.  So the Argentine chapter of the hacktivist group Anonymous, obviously not amused but such a blatant display of disregard for the public’s intelligence, decided that it was fair game to hack the Indec’s website, just for shits and giggles.
  •  After the most nightmarish and paralyzing week to have ever been experienced in Buenos Aires since the Toddy cookies disappeared from the shelves, the subway workers came to a “feeble” agreement with the City Government and Metrovías after ten days of strike. The most important part of this paragraph is the word “feeble,” since it means chances are we’ll be dealing with another strike in just a couple of weeks.
  •  As further evidence that this is a ticking time bomb of unfathomable proportions, the City government has announced that five new subway stations have been finished but cannot be opened to the public because there aren’t enough trains.
  • Jesus, just shut down the whole thing and leave it there. Don’t you watch scary movies? Worst case scenario, it becomes a hideout for comic book villains and mutant creatures  that feed on homeless people. At $2.50 a ride that’s a risk I’m willing to take.
  • Now that the Olympics are over and Argentine athletes don’t have to worry about being deported from England before obtaining any medals, we can all go back to the usual bickering about the Malvinas/Falklands. Newspapers around the country were horrified over the impending arrival of a warship to the islands this week that they themselves announced only a few months ago and now seemed to have completely forgotten about it.
  • And because one Malvinas/Falklands-related scandal a week is obviously not enough, the local media decided to run a shocking non-story accusing the Uruguayans of referring to the islands as “Falklands” instead of “Malvinas,” as any respectable non-imperialist Latin nation would do. The preposterous and offensive error was found in some random document no one gives a shit about and was clearly the result of an hungover intern, but that did’t stop the local press from pretty much accusing the Uruguayans of treason. Fortunately President José Mujíca apologized in time before both nations broke relations and announced he would launch “an official investigation”. No, he did. Like, for real.
  • And those of you who complained about the current state of things in this country and moved to Uruguay, you can stay there. We don’t want you back.
  • The Córdoba province, not content with trying to expel all prostitutes from its sovereign territory a few weeks ago, is now openly warning that if you have an “amputated penis” you cannot join the police force. That’s right, transsexuals! If you wanna be a cop you gotta take it like a man. That means: have a penis. The new regulation also rejects people who are missing one finger, have diabetes or a stutter. Keep making everyone proud, Córdoba! I can’t wait for you to outlaw divorce and reinstate the use of leeches for curing cancer.
  • And speaking of fucked up provinces, remember Salta? You can now add this to the list of weird crimes taking place there. Seriously that place needs its own special CSI unit. Just stay away from it.
  • Ready to be enraged? Here’s a domestic violence video that was all over the news and went viral this week showing a coward asshole beating his ex-wife in front of their daughter.
  • As more cases like these continue to surface, at least one political party has reacted in some sort of way and called for Congress to  declare a national emergency on gender violence, since according to a new report cases have increased a 57% in the last two years.
  • OK, this is the part you don’t want your parents to know about. Just stick to the article on The Economist and you’ll be fine.
  • This week, in Completely Unnecessary Displays of Self-confidence:

    You will never look at Delacroix's painting the same way after being exposed to Moria Casán's intoxicating photographs. (Photo/Wikipedia)

    former erotica star and current wrinkled grandmother Moria Casán wants you to know that she is not losing any sleep over accusations that she stole an $80,000 necklace from a Paraguayan jeweler. So she agreed to a racy and gag-inducing photo shoot for Noticias magazine, in which she impersonates Lady Liberty herself, spear in hand and Phrygian cap on wig. The photos are NSFW but don’t worry, the worst parts are censored, praise Jesus. Just make sure you don’t click on that link with the lights off.

  • Agh, who am I kidding. I wasn’t even gonna go.
  • And regarding football: it’s been awfully quiet lately. It’s almost as if such dead calm is announcing a coming storm that will explode in a ravaging sea of fire and fury, destroying everything in its path until no living thing is left standing. The hooligans are silent, the players aren’t engaging in prostitution scandals and the sports commentators are surprisingly accurate during the games. So since there’s nothing interesting to tell, here’s the gruesome video of a leg fracture during an Argentinos Juniors match last weekend. Enjoy!

Don’t miss me next Friday, everyone!

OK, miss me.

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Blame it on Rio+20


The 1984 film ‘Blame it On Rio’ stars Michael Caine. Caine plays middle-aged executive Matthew Hollis who travels to Rio de Janeiro with Joseph Bolgna, aka Victor Lyons, with their respective daughters in tow. Lyon’s daughter, the lusty Jennifer, played by young starlet Michelle Johnson, develops a love interest in the much older Caine. The movie documents their clandestine love affair on the beaches of Rio.

-You can blame the night, blame the wine, blame the moon in her eyes, but when all else fails . . . you’d better . . . Blame it on Rio! -

Twenty years ago, Rio de Janeiro hosted the largest gathering of world leaders in human history to date. Countries joined together to solve world’s environmental problems. The 1992 Earth Summit in Rio was characterised by optimism, camaraderie, and a genuine hope to solve the climate change issue. It produced the Climate Change Convention that later gave way to the Kyoto Protocol.

Rio +20

Twenty years later, the United Nations is returning to the scene with the hopes of re-living the success of the original conference.

High hopes and high pressure are breeding scepticism for the upcoming conference. Former Soviet president Mikhail Gorbachev, now head of Green Cross International, is among many warning next week’s summit will not match the landmark summit of 1992. In an editorial piece, the former Soviet president juxtaposed the “optimism and hope” of the Rio Earth Summit in 1992 with the “cynicism and despair” looming over this year’s Rio+20.

Background

The sense of hope and optimism that characterised the 1992 summit is notably absent. The international climate change debate and has been plagued by two decades of increasingly unsuccessful conferences.

The hallmark agreement of the ’92 Earth Summit was the UNFCCC whose signing ceremony took place there. The latest UN conference on climate change in Durban last year was by all accounts a fiasco. Twenty years later the UNFCCC has still failed to produce any legally binding agreements.

Robert Slater was at the head of Canada’s preparations for the Earth Summit. To compare the mood of the 2011 Durban Conference last year to that of the ’92 conference is as night to day or as Slater puts it “deep night, bright daylight.”

The ’92 Rio conference was an unprecedented international event. It was the largest assembly of heads of state in human history. Over 170 governments participated with 108 heads of state present

The authority of these conferences has evaporated over the past twenty years. Perhaps the best indicator of this has been the trials and tribulations of the Kyoto Protocol – an agreement that has since been abandoned by Canada, US, Japan, and others.

The power dynamics have shifted. Governments and international organisations no longer hold the cards where multi-national companies and grass-roots communities seem to offer the greatest potential. In the middle, NGOs and academics just seem confused. Slater says, “they don’t know what their job is.”

Unfortunately these conferences, though proven failures, seem to be the only option. “We haven’t found an alternative to the model that was employed in Rio,” says John Stone, former head of Environment Canada’s Climate Change Program. “You see now that that model is very much in danger of disassembling.” Nothing of equivalent potency has emerged.

Critics point to the global shifts and failure of past conferences when speaking about the upcoming Rio conference. However, others suggest that re-visiting the scene of past success may change this and leaders will bond on the beaches like they did in ’92. A modern re-make of ‘Blame it on Rio’.

Argentina

President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner will be in attendance at the conference.  With only a few days until the conference, the pressure is building as the draft agreement, titled ‘The Future We Want’, remains in debate. The agreement seeks to improve energy, water, and food security in poorer countries, reduce fossil fuel subsidies, and strengthen policies to protect the ocean.

Some countries in Latin America see the draft agreement and the focus of the upcoming conference on a Green Economy as a trap for the developing nations.

In an interview with Página 12, Under Secretary for Environmental Planning and Policy, Silvia Révora, who will be in attendance at the conference, explained some of the difficulties arising already with respect to the conference.

“The big difference is that the core countries are considering the concept of ‘green economy’ as the new environmental paradigm to save the planet,” said Revora.

“We argue that there is no definition of green economy, therefore we can not support something that is unknown.”

Another argument sure to surface next week has created deadlock in previous conferences; developing countries accuse the developed nations of doing too little and asking too much – and vice vesa.

According to Révora, “The central problem is: the core countries do not assume their primary responsibility. What they say is that because the environmental crisis is a global one, we all have to pay the costs equally. The poor countries, developing countries, and them. When they are the ones who have caused this environmental crisis.”

Preparatory talks broke down on Thursday evening as the G77/China bloc of 131 developing countries walked out of a number of early sessions.

They group said they could not talk about issues such as the green economy – which some see as likely to put a brake on development – unless Western nations were clear about the amount of financial aid they were prepared to pledge.

Lucas Campodónico is a member of the international facilitation team for Rio+Vos (Rio+You), described as the world’s largest youth-led news agency. A native of Buenos Aires, Campodónico hopes to use the conference to connect with other environmentalists.

Like many others, he is sceptical about the goals of the official conference. “My expectations of the official conference are really few. I understand that politicians are key and while there is progress in many cases, I think even they cannot take the bull by the horns.”

While he asserts that the conference is important, he doesn’t see world leaders as being able to coordinate solutions, rather, he points to companies and social enterprise initiatives to take the initiative in creating green solutions.

With respect to Argentina specifically, Campodónico sees the lack of political coordination and communication as a major impediment to developing and honoring environmental policy decisions.

International Cooperation?

UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon (Photo courtesy of UN by Eskinder Debebe)

Pressure continues to rise in the week leading up to the conference. “It is too important to fail, too important to fail,” UN General Secretary Ban Ki-moon said to journalists in New York. “We must not waste [this opportunity]. We must have a good practical outcome.”

Nobody expects Rio+20 to produce all the answers, Ban said, but it is crucial that leaders at least agree on the bare bones of a plan. “If we really do not take firm actions, we may be heading towards the end – the end of our future,” he warns. Ban is so concerned about the glacial pace of preparations for Rio that he ordered negotiators to spend five extra days trying to agree on some common goals.

Negotiations leading up to the conference have been forebodingly slow, casting further doubt on the possible success of the conference.

Notable absences from the conference will include US President Barack Obama, UK Prime Minister David Cameron, and German Chancellor Angela Merkel. There will be more than 130 heads of state and government in attendance. Christine Lagarde, the managing director of the IMF, also plans to be in Rio. It will be the first appearance at any UN environmental conference for an IMF head.

Some analysts saw Lagarde’s attendance as a sign the IMF was attaching greater importance to the idea of sustainable growth. But even she was urging caution this week about expecting too much from Rio.

In practical terms, success would mean negotiators at Rio agree on goals for rich as well as poor countries. The top issues now are seen as access to energy, with Ban promoting an energy-for-all initiative, access to water, and easing the global food crisis.

Scottish Climate Change Minister Stewart Stevenson pointing the Climate Justice way towards Rio in a Brazilian themed sendoff to the Rio+20 UN talks in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. (Photo courtesy of Oxfam Scotland by Colin Hattersley Photography)

Blame it on Rio 2012?

Rio de Janeiro is filling up with heads of state, media, NGOs, and people from all over the world. The city is literally swelling with people and anticipation. More than 26,000 delegates have now been registered for the summit, including politicians, government negotiators, journalists and business leaders.

Despite the criticism, speculation, and general pessimism regarding Rio+20, it is clear the show will go on.

In fact, the absence of powerful heads state may prove to be a blessing. Lasse Gustavsson is executive Director of Conservation with WWF International. Quoted in a BBC article, with reference to the absence of some major world leaders he suggested, “We may look back on this as a historic moment when Europe handed over the sustainable development baton to the emerging economies.”

‘Blame it On Rio’, starring the next generation of world leaders?

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Weekly News Roundup, June 8th.


It’s Winter again!

And Friday too, but mostly winter!

Holy shit, you guys.

Have you all been freezing your asses or is it just me? Damn! This week we had a major temperature drop and we all woke up on Tuesday to realize we had been teleported to the South Pole.

For three straight days we had to put up with the whiners that complained about the lack of snow and who later started freaking out about the mild sleet that was dousing the city.

And no, just because it snows it doesn’t mean that “Buenos Aires is just like New York.” Shut up already.

And remember that if you see anyone sleeping on the street on these cold winter nights, you can always dial 108 (write it down!!) and let the City Government know where they are. They will pick them up and take them to a shelter to protect them from the polar wave.

There. Now that I’ve helped you become a better person, and that you have liked the Weekly News Roundup on Facebook, this is what you need to know:

  • Score one for the political opposition! Remember last week when I told you about Daniel Reposo? No? OK. He was the guy who was supposed to become the nation’s procurator-general and had submitted his typo-plagued résumé to the Senate so they could evaluate his credentials? Ah, see? I knew you would remember. Well it turns out there were much more “typos” involved, and after being grilled in the Senate for over 10 hours on Wednesday and responding to the opposition’s accusations with lukewarm rebukes at best, he finally freaked out and last night decided to withdraw his nomination. Reposo announced his decision in a series of letters that he sent to the President, to Vice-President Amado Boudou, to the UCR and the Victory Front parties. Surprisingly, there were no typos involved this time.
  • [UPDATE] Sorry everyone! I appear to have spoken too soon, since as readers have kindly pointed out, his letters were riddled with typos. Real typos this time! He wrote “haber” like “aber” and mistook Clarín’s CEO Hector Magnetto with this guy from the X-Men. Thanks for the heads up, Internet people!
  • And no, you freaks. Twitter did not censor the #Cacerolazo trending topic. The simple explanation is that once a TT (in this case, “#Cacerolazo”) peaks, it will not show up again in order to make room for new TTs. In other words, they favor novelty over popularity. If you want to blame someone for this, don’t blame the Government, blame the Justin Bieber fans (like, for real).
  • Also, I’m not one to join the Government’s crusade against Clarín, but lying by omission is also lying. Oh, and in this case the state news agency Telam may be right, but don’t worry, they do it too.
  • Oh and also, do you want to take part in a cacerolazo but fear that holding a couple of frying pans over your head may betray your debonair, cool-looking exterior? There’s an app for that.
  • So while the country is in tatters, what was the political leader of the opposition, our Lord Savior and future presidential candidate Mayor Mauricio Macri doing? Oh, he was busy playing guitar with the mayor of Lisbon, celebrating that Rock in Rio 2013 will take place in Buenos Aires and most definitely not in Rio, like its confusing name falsely advertises. The Mayor also announced that the music festival will take place in the abandoned – and quite possibly haunted – Parque de la Ciudad, in the distant neighborhood of Villa Soldati. Which means you will have no choice but to visit the so-called “uncharted territory” (i.e. anything below Rivadavia Av.) not once but twice next year (the second time being when you go to Creamfields, you pill-popping douchebags).
  • As the 30th anniversary of the end of the Malvinas/Falklands War approaches (which means that, yes, once again we’re gonna have to put up with Cristina’s faux-motional speeches and David Cameron‘s preponderance of fear mongering exposition for a couple of weeks) the Government has announced that the five British oil companies carrying on exploration projects on the surroundings of the Malvinas/Falklands Islands are doing so “illegitimately,” in case you didn’t hear them the last two million times they said it.
  • Meanwhile, in London: the British Government has accused Argentina of utilizing its “position in the world” to damage the islands’ economy, in case you didn’t hear them the last two million times they said it.
  • Ah, here’s some progress! While attending an OAS General Assembly in Bolivia, dangerously insane Foreign Minister Héctor Timerman once again said the islands belonged to Argentina and urged the UK to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... But then I woke up and was happy to see that after his stern speech, he approached the British representative in the assembly, Fiona Clouder, and both were seen laughing and sharing an honest moment of camaraderie. Now this can only mean two things: A) That despite having a name that sounds like someone you would find in a Harry Potter novel, Ms. Clouder is a treacherous, ruthless double agent working with Argentina to bring the British Empire to its knees, or B) This whole bilateral conflict is just a ruse perpetrated by two nations desperately looking to stir up the masses and boost sentiments of nationalism in order to conceal an impending decline in widespread political support. In order to keep my sanity, I will go with the “double agent” version.
  • Now here’s something you’ll find interesting: in its monstrous efforts to de-dollarize the economy, the National Government is drafting a bill that looks to make mandatory that all property-related transactions (rent/buy/sell) are carried out in Argentine pesos. If the bill is passed, you know what that means? That your landlord will no longer be able to charge you $1500 dollars for your shitty studio apartment in Palermo. Now it will have to be in pesos. It will still be ridiculously expensive, but in pesos. Hurray!
  • Also, I’m sure your landlord will find a way to keep ripping you off every month. Sorry, I had to say that.
  • By the way, this week in Fashion: Perfil‘s lady-oriented section “Rouge” has a great piece on how the hipster look has become “a thing.” Too bad the article is ten years too late, but here’s a golden star for the effort.
  • Oh look! It also has a piece on how to “look preppy“, in case you haven’t been to Punta del Este in the last 150 years! Bookmark this one ladies, I have a feeling we’re going to be hearing a lot more from it!
  • And speaking of fashion victims, remember how thieves used to break into designer stores to get into the cash register and steal all that money? Well, not anymore! It’s 2012, people. What guys want now are dresses. Lots and lots of dresses! At least that’s what it looks like if we go by this security footage from a store in Belgrano that was broken into at 2 am this week by two guys. Hey, not that I’m judging. You’re welcome to wear anything you want in my book as long as you’re comfortable with it. It’s the stealing part I’m not so crazy about.
  • Finally! After years of neglectfulness and heartbreaking snubs, Sony Computer Entertainment announced this week that the much coveted PlayStation Network (you know, the one that got hacked last year and exposed the credit card information of millions of users) will arrive in Argentina in 2013. Not to rain on your parade, Sony Computer Entertainment, but the Wii U is coming out by the end of the year and you know the Argentines, they are like insatiable neophiles when it comes to technology. Better luck next time, you guys! And maybe don’t wait six long fucking years to acknowledge Latin America’s existence, you pricks.
  • If you have a Claro line, be aware that you’ll get a $10 pesos discount next month. I’m not exactly sure what they did this time, but it probably involved stealing from you, so the government is spanking them in the ass again. Whatever. Now you know.
  •  OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! Try not to hyperventilate but feast your eyes on this, people! The official “Dancing With the Stars 2012” promotional photo has finally been released! I know the show’s premiere is still three days away but this will soothe our anxiety and help us make it through the weekend. Highlights this season, which will allegedly focus more on equality and less on tits and ass, include a one-legged dancer and a girl with down syndrome, a move that I personally applaud. The rest of the cast is made up of hookers and goldiggers as usual.
  • You didn’t click on that did you? That’s OK, I’m not judging.
  •  As the National Football Team arrived in New Jersey (US) for some game

    "Some chick who died," according to you. (Photo/Wikipedia)

    I’m not even gonna bother looking up what it’s about, the Argentine media was outraged – OUTRAGED! – that Americans were oblivious to the fact that Jesus 2.0 (A.K.A. Lionel Messi) was walking among them. Apparently for some reason that I will also not look up, Argentine San Antonio Spurs’ superstar Manu Ginobili stole Messi’s thunder. And since in the US football (or “the soccer”) is only played by little girls and tiger moms, nobody gave a shit. Hey! New Jersey sounds like my kind of place! Let me know when the entire cast of The Jersey Shore is dead, I may consider moving up there.

  • As the football boys aimlessly toured the evil mecca of capitalism unnoticed, marveling at the alluring siren song of mass consumption and cotton candy, somewhat popular footballer Sergio “Kun” Aguero went on a shopping spree and purchased an Iron Man doll ”for his son.” Right.
  • Oh, I’m sorry! You don’t think that was newsworthy? Well, look at you all nose up in the air, pompously wagging your finger at me, as if you were some kind of respectable journalist. Sorry to have to tell you this people, but Clarín, La Nación, Minuto Uno, Fox Sports and Radio Continental all beg to differ. And those, my friends, are serious news outlets offering relevant need-to-know information on a daily basis. What did you do today? Yeah. Didn’t think so.
  • Last but not least: last weekend Argentina beat Ecuador 4-0 during a World Cup 2014 qualifier and the entire country was hysterical, over-celebrating and overreacting after every goal. And I say “overreacting” because I know you know this was a shitty game and that Ecuador didn’t really stand a chance, but you still pretended to be extremely excited and yelled like you just won the lottery. Yes. You should know that every time I see you jump off your chair screaming “GOAL!” during a game that really doesn’t make a difference, I am quietly judging you.
  • Fuck football.

Have a great weekend, everyone!

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Brazil: Over 90,000 Affected by Rains in Río


Brazil’s Civil Defence has confirmed that 94,900 people have been affected by the heavy rains in the state of Río de Janeiro in what has been described as the worst natural disaster to hit the country.

The department of health has confirmed that the extreme weather conditions have left 753 dead and 200 people missing as a result of landslides and flooding in the mountainous regions of the state.

More than 6,000 Brazilians have lost their homes or are in danger of losing them after the last weeks’ rainfall. Nearly 11,000 have been made homeless and are currently living with friends and relatives.

The president of Brazil, Dilma Rouseff, has pledged an immediate sum of US$ 59m to respond to the situation and said that helping the people affected in this region was her priority. A further US$ 400m has been allocated by congress.

Brazilian authorities and investigators have said that the tragedy was caused not only by excessive and unceasing rainfall but the irregular urbanisation of the mountainous region of Río de Janeiro.

Story courtesy of Agencia Pulsar, a news agency run by AMARC-ALC network of community radios.

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Brazil: Lula’s Government Supports Anti-Narcotics Operation in Río


The president of Brazil, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, has given his backing to the government in Río de Janeiro following clashes with drug trafficking gangs this week by authorising the intervention of the army.

The Brazilian defence minister, Nelson Jobim, has authorised 800 soldiers and ten armoured vehicles from the Armed Forces as well as two Air Force helicopters to be dispatched to the city of Carioca.

This is to support the operation launched by the police force in the favelas on Sunday against  drug gangs, especially Comando Vermelho – the oldest criminal organisation in Río.

Speaking from Guyana, where he was taking part in the Union of South American Nations (UNASUR) summit, Lula confirmed that he would give the Río government 100% support.

The police operation has been a response to attacks launched by snipers since last Saturday, which have already left 60 vehicles in flames.

Río authorities have attributed the attacks to attacks of vengeance from criminal groups that were thrown out of large favelas, where they controlled drug-traffic, by police.

Public Security officials said that these drug traffickers who are members of the Comando Vermelho were mainly based in Vila Cruzeiro in favelas in the Complejo del Alemán.

Until now 34 people, the majority of which belong to different groups have died in the clashes. 200 people have been arrested.

There have been criticisms over the deaths of innocent civilians.

Story is courtesy of Agencia Pulsar, a news agency run by AMARC-ALC network of community radios.

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400 Evacuees in Argentina Suburbs Maintain Flood Alert


As storms continue in Buenos Aires, there are 400 evacuees in the Grand Buenos Aires area due to flooding from the Rio de la Plata.

A strong growth of the river from the rains, combined with southeasterly winds, has caused hundreds of people to be evacuated from their homes.  The River currently measures 2.4 meters deep, though thankfully it does seem to be going down.

The effected evacuees are in Quilmes, Ensenada, Berisso and Magdalena. Of the 400 evacuated, at least 300 are registered with the Civil Defense. In Buenos Aires capital, there have been no evacuations but some roads had been closed off: Avenidas del Libertador and Dorrego were closed off yesterday but have since been reopened to traffic.

The National Weather Service maintains in effect the intense winds alert for the Rio de la Plata area.

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Seven-Year Old Named Carnival Queen


A row has erupted in Brazil ahead of the 2010 Rio carnival. One of the top samba schools in the city has decided to allow a seven-year old girl to lead its procession. The honour is normally held by a scantily clad TV star or model.

Julia Lira will become Rio’s youngest samba queen when she leads the drum section for the Viradouro samba school. Children’s rights activists have reacted angrily to the news and a local judge will rule this week whether or not she is allowed to take part.  

Carlos Nicodemos, director of the Rio de Janeiro state council for the defence of children and adolescents told the Associated Press (AP) news agency: “We are not against kids participating in carnival; it’s part of Brazilian culture. What we can’t allow is putting a seven-year-old girl in a role that traditionally has a very sexual focus.”

The role of samba queen will involve Julia dancing for 80 minutes in front of thousands of spectators. The Viradouro school said that she will wear an outfit suitable for her age and her mother and father will be present with her on the day. Members of Rio’s samba community have dismissed the criticism against Julia’s family, claiming that children play an important role in the Rio carnival and that such accusations threaten the future of the carnival.

Julia’s father, Marco Lira told AP, “Any man who looks at a seven-year-old girl and feels any sort of excitement should go see a doctor….She has the aptitude to be drum corps queen… she has a seriousness inside of her when she is on stage.” During rehearsals last week Julia told a Brazilian newspaper that, “Samba is fun”.

Carnival events will run from 13 to 16 February

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